The media release from the British Home Office declares: "Offenders can also expect to receive points on their licence, including children not old enough to currently hold one.
"If a child is awarded points on a future licence as a result of driving a mini-moto illegally, some insurance companies will refuse to insure them once they have passed their driving test. As a minimum, their insurance premium will be vastly increased."
Heck, why don't they just jail 'em from birth...