The "Professionally Over-Prepared" Edition
You want to conquer the great outdoors, but you also appreciate the finer things in life—like not walking 40 kilometres out of the bush because you hit a rock. Enter my 2014 Yamaha WR250R. With 10,084 km on the clock, the engine has just finished clearing its throat.
The Survival Kit (Included):
Safari Tank: Range anxiety is a thing of the past. You will be actively looking for excuses to ride past petrol stations just to gloat.
Bark Busters & Bash Plate: Because sometimes ambition outweighs talent, and the earth is very hard.
Oxford Heated Grips & Touring Windshield: Ride through the middle of winter laughing at the elements in supreme, toasty comfort.
Rear Rack: Capable of carrying your tent, your tools, your snacks, and your emotional baggage.
Touring Pegs & Upgraded Handlebars: Dialed-in ergonomics so you can stand up through the rough stuff without feeling like you're doing a yoga routine.
USB Charger & Phone Mount: Keep your maps running so you can navigate out of whatever questionable trail you just turned down.
Speed Healer: Corrects the factory speedometer lies so you actually know your true speed.
General Spare Parts: Because fortune favors the prepared.
This is the ultimate, turn-key, lightweight adventure setup. It is completely ready to ride around the country tomorrow.