Listen here, because I’m only going to say this once.
You’re looking at a 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R. Now, it isn’t a gold-plated Cadillac, and it isn’t going to win a beauty pageant at the local town hall. It’s got a few battle scars on the fairings—just like anyone who’s spent a night in H-Division—but it’s honest.
There’s no rego and no roadworthy. Don’t start crying about it. That just means you’re getting a dead-set bargain. It’s the perfect little earner for a bloke who knows how to use a spanner, or a young pup looking to learn the ropes without spending a fortune.
The Bike: A bloody legend of a learner.
The Damage: Minor cosmetic stuff. It’s got character, alright?
The Catch: It hasn’t been started in a long time and needs a new battery. Bring one with you or stick it on a trailer; it's a project for someone with half a brain.
The Deal: No papers, no worries. Fix it up, track it, or just ride the guts out of it.
The price is negotiable, but don't come 'round here trying to lowball me with pocket lint and buttons. Be smart, be quick, and give me a shout if you’ve got the cash ready.
Now, do yourself a favour and make an offer. Don’t make me ask you twice.
**Bonus points if you can guess the character persona for the description